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mccartneymadness:

Paul McCartney is only sleeping

(via thebeatlesordie)

What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

Ringo in all Beatles movies:

A Hard Day's Night: Shit, why do I have to take care of this old man.
Help!: Shit, they wanna kill me.
Magical Mystery Tour: Shit, why Aunt Jessie.
Yellow Submarine: Shit, I'm gonna be murdered by giant sea monsters.
Let It Be: Shit, I'm 100% tired of your shit.

(Source: wendy-pleakley, via tothedegreeofbri)

wearethemidnightones:

regulus-blacks-locket:

umbrellasarecool:

khal-blaine:

merrinator:

Things I will forever be upset about:

1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me

3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised

4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be

5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in

6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.

(via brokensome-times)

togamispookuya:

patricks right squidward 

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sea bears are no laughing matter. why once i met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy’s COUSIN—

(Source: babybowsers-remade, via tothedegreeofbri)

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

georgeisabass:

racingbarakarts:

racingbarakarts:

I FELT THIS SHARP PAIN AND LOOKED DOWN AND

THERES A FLOWER GROWING IN MY HAND?????

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW THIS HAPPENED I JUST PULLED IT OUT AND IT HURT I AM SO SCARED

I want to know how this happened

You were the first successful human-plant hybrid

Why’d you go and fuck it up

(via tothedegreeofbri)

cacnea:

my new life motto tbh